75 Hilariously Funny Self-Care Quotes For A Good Laugh
What better way to get in the mood for self-care than with these funny self-care quotes? After all, having a good laugh is one of the best ways to practice self-care!
Below you’ll find a funny list of quotes to make you smile and a reminder that laughter is the best medicine.
Before we jump in, if you’re looking for ways to use these quotes, here are some ideas:
- Create a graphic in Canva and then share it on social media
- Write your fave funny quote in your journal or planner
- Share with a friend who needs a mood boost
- Save this post to Pinterest to come back to later (you can easily save one of the pins below)
Now, let’s get into it!
75 Funny Self-Care Quotes To Make You Seriously Laugh
As you’re reading through these funny self-care and self-love quotes make sure to keep track of your favorite so you can share in the comments section below. Enjoy!
1. “They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.” – Unknown
2. “I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.” – Unknown
3. “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
4. “I do a thing called ‘what I want.’” – Unknown
5. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
6. “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” – George Carlin
7. “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
8. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” – Jim Henson
10. “Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.” – Albert Einstein
11. “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on the television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” – Frank Zappa
12. “The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” – Joan Rivers
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14. “Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.” – Lily Tomlin
15. “Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace.” – Unknown
16. “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” Tina Fey
17. “I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.” – Ellen DeGeneres
18. “Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.” – Unknown
19. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
20. “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, ‘oh crap, she’s up!’” – Unknown
22. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Harvey Specter
23. “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck
24. “Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.” – Jennifer Elisabeth
25. “I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” – Oscar Wilde
26. “Don’t waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.” – Meryl Streep
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You are always worthy of love, especially if you give it to yourself first.
28. “Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised.” – Michael Scott
29. “Reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top with no pants & ate his fave food & loved himself. So you can too.” – Unknown
30. “Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.” – Audrey Hepburn
31. “Just in case no one told you today: Hello. Good morning. You’re doing great. I believe in you. Nice butt.” – Unknown
32. “Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.” – Unknown
34. “I don’t wear opinions of others anymore. Learned to dress myself.” – Nikki Rowe
35. “Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can’t find you” – Unknown
36. “If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You.” – Ellen DeGeneres
37. “RIP all the hours I spent explaining myself to others.” – Unknown
38. “I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” – Johnny Depp
40. “I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. And I also know that I’m not blonde.” – Dolly Parton
41. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
Funny Self-Care Quotes For Those Bad Days
Having a bad mental health day or just need a mood boost? Well, these funny self-love quotes will give you a means of escape and some feel-good self-care.
Let’s start this section off with one of my personal favourites…
42. “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.” – William Gibson
43. “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
44. “Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years.” – Unknown
45. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain
46. “Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.” – Unknown
47. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres
48. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
49. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.” – Unknown
51. “Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.” — A. A. Milne
52. “Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” – Charlie Brown
More Inspiring Self-Love Quotes To Give You Motivation
More motivational quotes to inspire you to practice self-love and self-care.
54. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
55. “When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.” – Queen Latifah
56. “We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.” – Mae West
57. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
58. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” Unknown
59. “People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up!” Alison Sweeney
60. “If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.” – Rigel J. Dawson
62. “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” – Phyllis Diller
63. “Am I good enough? Yes, I am.” – Michelle Obama
64. “It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
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65. “Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.” – Maya Angelou
66. “Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you.” – Katie Reed
68. “The light in your soul is far greater than the darkness. Shine your light.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
69. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
70. “You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.” Louise L. Hay
71. “You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.” – Penny Reid
72. “If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.” – Unknown
73. “Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.” – Henry Ford
74. “Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality.” – Ram Dass
75. “Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.” – Lucille Ball
Final Thoughts
What I love about these funny self-care quotes is they can (of course) make you chuckle, but they also go so much deeper.
Take some time to reflect on each of these motivational quotes and think about how they apply to your life.
- Can you learn a lesson from one of these quotes?
- Perhaps it can help you change your perspective on a situation?
What’s Your Favorite Funny Self-Care Quote?
Share in the comments below!
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These are great! What a wonderful shift in my day.
Thanks Andrea! It was fun discovering these funny quotes! Enjoy!